A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bar-tender says:

A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bar-tender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says..."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The whole question^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

'You're right, how do you think I got in this mess in the first place!'

or

'Of course I do, this salami's never gonna fit otherwise!'

or

'Funny, that's what the poodle thought too...'

or

'After the night I've had I need a double!'

or

'Forgot my pencil'

I have no idea how this joke actually finishes, apparently, it was an add lib by Judd Nelsons character 'Bender'& has an ending only he knows! The film came out in 1985 & everyone who's seen the film since then has been dying to know. The ones above are the only ones I could find but none of them are very good....maybe the joke is just better than the punchline & if it ever got out it'd be a bit of a letdown?



Couldn't find a clip of the joke :(